I'll be the Ricky to your Lucy, the Tarzen to your Jane The Gilligan to your Skipper, we'll drive everyone insane I'll be the Redford to your Newman, the McQueen to your McGraw The Spielberg to your Lucas, I don't wanna break the law
'Cause I'm your sidekick baby, I'm doin' everything I can Yeah I'm your sidekick honey, And I'll be your back up man
I'll be the Mickey to your Rocky, the Captain Kick to your Mr. Spock The Aldrin to your Armstrong, the Dwight Schrute to your Michael Scott I'll be the Woodward to your Bernstein, the Thelma to your Louise The Ed McMahon to your "Here's Johnny," the Hannibal to your Clarice. Chorus Well it's a strange strange life, but what else can I do You're always number one, and I'm always number two I'll be the Pippen to your Jordan, the Stock to your Malone The Robin to your Batman, the Barney Rubble to your Fred Flintstone The McCartney to your Lennon, the Sonny to your Cher The Garfunkle to your Simon, I'd follow you anywhere Chorus I'll be the Kissinger to your Nixon, the Random House to your Dr. Seuss The Barney Fife to your Andy Griffith, the Dennis Rodman to your Kim Jung Un The Miss Piggy to your Kermit, the Q to your James Bond The Shaggy to your Scooby, the Cheech to your Cheech and Chong Chorus I'll be the Col. Parker to your Elvis, the Siegfried to your Roy The Coltrane to your Davis, a dream to your Sigmund Freud I'm the Pedro to your Napoleon, the Bonnie to your Clyde The Scully to your Fox Mulder, The Dr. Jeckle to your Mr. Hyde Chorus
