Swindlers under every rock / conmen behind every tree / oh yeah, work a night robbers / and hijackers they’ll be Lining up to take my money / Lining up to take my money / Lining up to take my money / from me Internet is full of scammers / and they’re on TV / up in the high places / they can take it legally Lining up to take my money / Lining up to take my money / Lining up to take my money / from me
At this rate there will come / there will come a day when there / are more conmen than / Johns An honest days work for an / honest days pay will be / long / long / gone
The bastards see your wallet / with manifest destiny eyes / what’s yours is mine is their / battle cry The weapons to battle evil changin every day as they / line up to take your money away
There’s scammers on the net / home shopping on TV / the banks and corporations / politicians we see Phony charities dodgy builders / welfare cheats and gypsies lining up to take my / from me Steal your tools and your truck / steal your damn TV / don’t dare leave your axe / in a place they’ll see They’ll take that in a second / while your singing for free / lining up to take your money / from ye
At this rate there will come / there will come a day when there / are more conmen than / Johns An honest days work for an / honest days pay will be / long / long / gone
Black magic white magic / a sale that you can’t miss / phone scammers door knockers / and sales agents to list Lining up to take my money / Lining up to take my money / Lining up to take my money / from me Swindlers under every rock / conmen behind every tree / oh yeah, work a night robbers / and hijackers they’ll be
Lining up to take my money / Lining up to take my money / Lining up to take my money / from me Lining up to take my money / Lining up to take my money / Lining up to take my money / from me
